Aapko phone kiya toh network bola,
Namaskar, paaglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jiss pagal se baat karna chahte hai,
Iss waqt uska dimaag ka switch off hai, Plz try later!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
sonam kapoor
According to sources, Sonam Kapoor, the ever smiling and charming girl from Delhi 6 has found good friend in cinematographer Vikas Naulaka. Naulaka who has recently honed his skills in Los Angeles has become the most sought after cinematographer in the film industry today.
Sonam and Vikas are connected a long back when Vikas was also an assistant to Sanjay Leela Bhansali like Ranbir and Sonam for film Black. May be that was the time when Sonam and Vikas started their friendship. When asked to Sonam about her friendship with the cinematographer, Sonam replied, “It’s ridiculous. Where do you guys get your information from?”
Sonam and Vikas are connected a long back when Vikas was also an assistant to Sanjay Leela Bhansali like Ranbir and Sonam for film Black. May be that was the time when Sonam and Vikas started their friendship. When asked to Sonam about her friendship with the cinematographer, Sonam replied, “It’s ridiculous. Where do you guys get your information from?”
mother and father
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”
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The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?”
The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”
The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”
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The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?”
The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”
Nepolian
Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Dictionery
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.
Dictionery
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.
car ki speed
Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
car
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!
car
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
M.R.F ka tyre
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
Tyre
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
2ND : Gold ring de de.
Tyre
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
Zebra
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
Delhi se Mughalsarai
Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy..
Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.
Train
Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.
Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”
Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”
Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.
Train
Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.
Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”
Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”
Fishing
There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy“
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.
Fishing
When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?“
The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee“
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.
Fishing
When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?“
The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee“
name of your car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
cricket
Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
cricket
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
cricket
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
girls
Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.
Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.
A Sardarji
A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
Bivi aur ghadi
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Wife
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Wife
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
Sardarji
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Railway track
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
Railway track
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
goat
Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!
Santa Banta
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
two men
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
two men
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
chote bacche
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Pregnant
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
Pregnant
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
talking on cell.
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
Cell phone
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
Cell phone
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
Phone ki ganti
Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Phone
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Phone
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
Jor se bolo…
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
marriage
Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.
Dad and son
Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.
Dad and son
Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.
Santa
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Man watching tv
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Man watching tv
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?
dost
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Mahabharata
In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…
Teacher
Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”
Masterji fainted.
Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…
Teacher
Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”
Masterji fainted.
Football show
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Jokes In Hindi
Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe
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Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
Football show
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
Football
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
Jokes In Hindi
Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe
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Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
Football show
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
Football
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
free text jokes
Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
joke
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Doctor
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
Doctor
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
admi aur sadhu
Ek admi sadhu se bola,
Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…
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Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole,
Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta.
Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…
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Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole,
Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta.
sharabi
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
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Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
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Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
Naak saaf karlo
Jokes In Hindi
Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
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Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naak saaf karlo
Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”
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Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
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Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naak saaf karlo
Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”
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Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
Long Time No C..
Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
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Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
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Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..
auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
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Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
kal ke chakkar
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kalbeggar.gif
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kalbeggar.gif
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
curtains
Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
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Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, “Fifteen inches.”
“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?”
Santa tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains!”
Santa says, “Hellllooooooooo……..I’ve got Windows!”
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
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Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, “Fifteen inches.”
“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?”
Santa tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains!”
Santa says, “Hellllooooooooo……..I’ve got Windows!”
born in punjab
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
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Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
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Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
James Bond and a Telgu guy
James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.
Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.
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Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi
Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.
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Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi
Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
done-dana-dan
Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
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Student - He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan
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Student - He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
A for apple
Banta class mein - madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - ok madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - ok madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..
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Sandal nikalu kya?
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Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
Itne Kum Marks!!
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
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Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Sandal nikalu kya?
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Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
Itne Kum Marks!!
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
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Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
santa buys india ka flag
Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao
Pink aur Pappu
Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.
Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.
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Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!
Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.
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Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!
mehengi jaga
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
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Petrol pump!!!
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
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Petrol pump!!!
ek gadha
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”
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Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
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Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”
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Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
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thisra koun
Ek metting hoti hai uss metting mein sirf sardar hi sardar thay. Sare sardar iss baat par behas kar rahe thai ki sirf sardaro par hi jokes kyun bantain hai aur kisi par kyun nahi. Iss mein se ek sardar utha or bola ki main iske bare mein pata lagaounga.
Who iske liye America gaya aur waha ke president se mila aur bola ki sirf sardaron par hi jokes kyun banay jantain hai. Toh president bola ki main suna hai ki sardar mein mind kam hota hai.
Ye sunte hi sardar ko ghussa aagaya. President ne kaha ki main proof kar sakta hoon. Sardar bola kaise???
President: Acha bataon mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Bohot sochne samajhne ke baad bhi sardar uske sawalo ka jawab nahi de paya.
Toh president ne jawab diya ki who thisra kon?… main Mister Clinton. Jawab leker sardar wapas aagaya phir metting bethi. Sabhi ne kaha kya tumne pata lagaya. Toh sardar ne kha ki haa. Hampe jokes iss liye bantain hai ki haam bewakuph hotain hai.
Yeh suntain hi waha par bethai sabhi sardar pinak gaye par unko shant karte hue sardar bola ki usne proof kiya hai. Chalo main tum sab se ek sawal karta hoon ki mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Sabhi shochne lage par koi jawab nahi de paya tab sardar bola, “Are bhai thisra koun woh Mister Clinton.”
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Who iske liye America gaya aur waha ke president se mila aur bola ki sirf sardaron par hi jokes kyun banay jantain hai. Toh president bola ki main suna hai ki sardar mein mind kam hota hai.
Ye sunte hi sardar ko ghussa aagaya. President ne kaha ki main proof kar sakta hoon. Sardar bola kaise???
President: Acha bataon mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Bohot sochne samajhne ke baad bhi sardar uske sawalo ka jawab nahi de paya.
Toh president ne jawab diya ki who thisra kon?… main Mister Clinton. Jawab leker sardar wapas aagaya phir metting bethi. Sabhi ne kaha kya tumne pata lagaya. Toh sardar ne kha ki haa. Hampe jokes iss liye bantain hai ki haam bewakuph hotain hai.
Yeh suntain hi waha par bethai sabhi sardar pinak gaye par unko shant karte hue sardar bola ki usne proof kiya hai. Chalo main tum sab se ek sawal karta hoon ki mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Sabhi shochne lage par koi jawab nahi de paya tab sardar bola, “Are bhai thisra koun woh Mister Clinton.”
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machcher
Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad
Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.
Thodi der bad
Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.
gadhe ka aashirwaad
Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
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Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
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Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
bahar ke chej
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai
Ek second…
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Larki mehnati hoti hai
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Ek second…
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
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Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein
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Larki mehnati hoti hai
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Ek second…
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
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Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein
hindi jokes
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
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Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
work load
Salesman told to a Customer,”Sir this PC will cut your work load by 50%.”
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Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”
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Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”
chuha marne ki dawa
Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…
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Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”
Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”
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Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”
Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”
Pathan
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
Gabbar ka khauf
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Gabbar ka khauf…
Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
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Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
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Gabbar ka khauf…
Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
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Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
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Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.
Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.
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Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.
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Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
funny message
Ek baar ek terrorist ne Ritu ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye : Ritu bomb hai, Ritu bomb hai.
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Ritu sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.
Log chillaye : Ritu bomb hai, Ritu bomb hai.
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Ritu sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.
sms jokes
Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.
Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!
Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…
Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!
Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…
Doctor aur patient
Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?
Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.
Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.
Sardar Bunks
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
"baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta"
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
"baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta"
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underwear
Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.
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Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.
Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
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Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.
Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
message joke
Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
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Student: “Air Hostess!”
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
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Student: “Air Hostess!”
free hindi sms
Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”
Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho
Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho
Munnabhain and circuit
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Sesh naag ki godh
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:
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Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
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Doorbell bajao aur bhago
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
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Munnabhain and circuit
Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.
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Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.
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Sesh naag ki godh
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:
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Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
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Doorbell bajao aur bhago
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
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Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.
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Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.
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Sesh naag ki godh
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:
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Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
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Sesh naag ki godh
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:
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Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
Shesh naag ki godh
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:
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Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon
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Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon
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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
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Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
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Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
bacche ki maa
Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
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Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!
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Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!
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Shaadi ka bahana
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Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
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Lalu-Rabri Funny Riddle
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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh mur.
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
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Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
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Shaadi ka bahana
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Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
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Lalu-Rabri Funny Riddle
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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh mur.
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
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Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.
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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
Shaadi ka bahana
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Shaadi ka bahana
Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi
Shaadi ka bahana
Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi
funny message
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
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Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
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Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.
funny hindi sms
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
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Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
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Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
James Bond
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
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When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!
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When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!
sms jokes
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
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Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
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Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
sms jokes,
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
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Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
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Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
funny hindi sms
Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
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Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
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Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye
funny hindi sms
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
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Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
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Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
funny jokes hindi
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
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Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
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Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
police Inspector
Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
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Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
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Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
free hindi sms
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
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Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”
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Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”
Sunday, April 19, 2009
hindi jokes
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
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Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana
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Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana
phone per dhamkiya
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
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Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
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Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
Going hunting…
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Jokes In Hindi
Battery low….
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Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
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Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
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Going hunting…
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
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Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
Jokes In Hindi
Battery low….
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Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
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Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
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Going hunting…
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
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Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
Battery low….
Cute, Romantic and Funny SMS Messages - Click Here
Jokes In Hindi
Battery low….
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
mobile-cell.jpg
Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon
Jokes In Hindi
Battery low….
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
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Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon
Secret of young age…
Secret of young age…
One lady is telling to a girl, “Do you know what is the secret of being young?
The girl told, “May be take care of skin.“
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The lady told, “No, the secret of being young is sleep the right numbers of hours, go with the right crowed, eat right food and tell the WRONG AGE.”
One lady is telling to a girl, “Do you know what is the secret of being young?
The girl told, “May be take care of skin.“
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The lady told, “No, the secret of being young is sleep the right numbers of hours, go with the right crowed, eat right food and tell the WRONG AGE.”
free text jokes
Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.
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Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!
Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.
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Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!
Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi
itna bada kab
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
Sharab se nafrat
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Sharab se nafrat
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Sharab se nafrat
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Khada kar diya
Jokes In Hindi
Khada kar diya
Krish
: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!
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Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi
Khada kar diya
Krish
: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!
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Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi
doctor
Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!
shadi
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Taj Mahal
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
boss ki talbe pe
Ek ladka, Raju office mein clerk tha. woh ladka apna hi dhun mein mast tha aur hamesa internet mein chating karte rahta tha. woh ladka ka office room boss ka office room ki thik bazu mein hi tha. to kabhi kuch pushna hota hai to boss office se hi awaz de kar pushta tha. ek din boss ne kuch baatein ishi tarah push rahe the ……..
Boss: “Raju payment wala file kidher hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe”
Boss: “Raju mail out going record register kaha hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe”
Boss: “Raju payment voucher file kidhar hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe”
Boss: “Raju ASSISTANT MANAGER kaha hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe !!!!!!!!!!!! !!……. ..”
Boss: “Raju payment wala file kidher hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe”
Boss: “Raju mail out going record register kaha hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe”
Boss: “Raju payment voucher file kidhar hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe”
Boss: “Raju ASSISTANT MANAGER kaha hai?”
Raju: “aap ka table pe !!!!!!!!!!!! !!……. ..”
Friday, April 17, 2009
kill you
If you care for me - I care for you
You miss me - I miss you
You like me - I like you.
You message me - I message you.
You forget me - I’m sorry that where I’m different from you.
I’ll kill you
You miss me - I miss you
You like me - I like you.
You message me - I message you.
You forget me - I’m sorry that where I’m different from you.
I’ll kill you
Thursday, April 16, 2009
kanjoos
Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda….
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda….
message jokes
Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai….
Aisa lagta hai jaise…….
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai….
Aisa lagta hai jaise…….
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..
free hindi sms
1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - “Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi”
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - “Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi”
text jokes
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya
’sherawali mata’ banega…
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya
’sherawali mata’ banega…
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
santa jokes
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai
free text jokes
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaad
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaad
unny hindi sms
"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge...
funny hindi sms
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.
hindi sms
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY yaar,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY yaar,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
hindi joke sms
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
hindi jokes
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
sardar ji
ek sradar excercise kar raha tha kisi shakhs ne kaha sardar ji changi body he sardar ji ne kaha abhi tu tune bhabi di body ne waikhe ,foe Sardar Atu
sms karna chor do
devdas kay baap nay kaha ghar chor do
maa nay kaha paroo ko chor do
paroo nay kaha daroo chor do
app ko kis nay kaha kay sms karna chor do
maa nay kaha paroo ko chor do
paroo nay kaha daroo chor do
app ko kis nay kaha kay sms karna chor do
jokes hindi
Main ney jisey dil diya wo india chali gyi. Main ney jis sey piyar kia wo italy chali gyi. Dil ney kaha khudkooshi ker lo. Switch main hath diya BIJLI bhi chali gyi
free text jokes
kuch duble patle mere sarkar nazar ate hain
vitamin A or D ke kame k asar nazar ate hain
vitamin A or D ke kame k asar nazar ate hain
funny sms text
shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
100%stupid
UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!
monkey
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
maa aur wife
Maa apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati hay or Wife ussi Betay
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite hay.
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite hay.
Abbreviation of Wife:
Abbreviation of Wife:
Men Say: Without Information Fight Everyday.
Women Say: With Idion ForEver
Men Say: Without Information Fight Everyday.
Women Say: With Idion ForEver
hindi jokes
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
funny hindi sms
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata ha
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata ha
Monday, April 13, 2009
free hindi sms
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
hindi jokes
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh..
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh..
hindi messages
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
text messages
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
ABBA JAAN
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
sms jokes
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
free hindi sms
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
funny messages
itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se
waah wah !!!!
arz kia ha
itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se
k machar hi utha le gaya charpaii se
waah wah !!!!
arz kia ha
itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se
k machar hi utha le gaya charpaii se
hindi sms jokes
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
hindi sms
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
jokes
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
intzaar
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
funny message
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
funny hindi sms jokes
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
free text jokes
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
funny hindi jokes
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
TUSI bade hi great ho
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
fun joke
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Sunday, April 12, 2009
funny hindi sms
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu
Saturday, April 11, 2009
free text jokes
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
free text jokes
You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!
free text jokes
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
sms jokes
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Friday, April 10, 2009
funny jokes text
Lady Shouted At Midnight “SARDAR G” jaldi Utto BILLI Sara Doodh Pee
Gahi hai “SARDAR” Replied angerly “ULLO KEE PATI ” Kitnee Bar
Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar…
Gahi hai “SARDAR” Replied angerly “ULLO KEE PATI ” Kitnee Bar
Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar…
funny sms text message
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Friend asked:” Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
funny sms jokes
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror
funny hindi sms
Sardar proposed to a Girl……Girl said ‘I’m 1 year older to
you’………..
Sardar said ‘Oye no problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
you’………..
Sardar said ‘Oye no problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
hindi jokes
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted
it….
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted
it….
funny text messages
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
fun sms
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
funny sms message
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
funny message
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
hindi jokes
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on
the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:”I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”
the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:”I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”
funny hindi sms
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “you will go to jail”.
Sardar: The future tense is “you will go to jail”.
funny hindi sms
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
funny jokes hindi
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
funny hindi sms
Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya.
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha
liya.
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha
liya.
free text jokes
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?
funny hindi sms
An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
funny sms joke
Santa - Why has the
Govt. fixed Voting Age
as 18 years and
Marriage Age as 21 years.? Banta - Govt. ko pata hai
ki Desh sambhalna
Aasan hai, lekin Biwi
ko Nahi
Govt. fixed Voting Age
as 18 years and
Marriage Age as 21 years.? Banta - Govt. ko pata hai
ki Desh sambhalna
Aasan hai, lekin Biwi
ko Nahi
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
funny hindi sms
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
funny sms joke
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
message jokes
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
funny hindi sms
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
funny hindi jokes
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
hindi joke sms
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Monday, April 6, 2009
hindi jokes
SOORAJ HUA MADHAM CHAND CHALNE LAGA,
MAIN THEHRA RAHA ZAMEEN CHALNE LAGI,
SAJNA KIYA YEH PYAR HAI ???
NALAYAK!
YEH PYAR NAHIN EARTH QUAKE HAI!
BHAAGOOO……… !.
MAIN THEHRA RAHA ZAMEEN CHALNE LAGI,
SAJNA KIYA YEH PYAR HAI ???
NALAYAK!
YEH PYAR NAHIN EARTH QUAKE HAI!
BHAAGOOO……… !.
free text jokes
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
funny joke sms
Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p
Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p
funny joke sms
Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?
Ek ladki jo pyar de,
Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare,
Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p
Ek ladki jo pyar de,
Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare,
Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p
business joke
Company ka Employee
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa
“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa
“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”
santa- banta
Santa bar vich ro reha si. Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Santa: Hor ki karan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha.
Santa: Hor ki karan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha.
exam jokes
Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !
funny messages
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
funny joke sms
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
funny text messages
Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho jate he
Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he.
Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he.
funny sms joke,
Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat ’s’ se ki.
S se SURAJ
S se SUBAH
S se SWAGAT
S se SAAZ
S se SANGIT
Par fir ’s’ se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki ’s’ se hamari SHAADI ho gai.
Aur fir jivan ka arth ’s’ se SAANS,SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur ‘SANKAT’ ho gaya
S se SURAJ
S se SUBAH
S se SWAGAT
S se SAAZ
S se SANGIT
Par fir ’s’ se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki ’s’ se hamari SHAADI ho gai.
Aur fir jivan ka arth ’s’ se SAANS,SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur ‘SANKAT’ ho gaya
funny message,
Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,
Rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
Aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,
Rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
Aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
funny sms joke
Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,
Maa ne kaha paro chod do ,
Paro ne kaha sharab chod do,
Par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do…
Maa ne kaha paro chod do ,
Paro ne kaha sharab chod do,
Par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do…
funny text
Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda….
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda….
sms jokes
Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha…
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha…
Sunday, April 5, 2009
jokes,funny
CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
funny hindi sms
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai
Thursday, April 2, 2009
shayari
Har ayne ki kismat main tasvir nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdir nahi hoti,
Aur bhi hai hum jaise badnasib duniya mein,
Jinke hatho mein mohabbat ki lakir nahi hoti!
Har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdir nahi hoti,
Aur bhi hai hum jaise badnasib duniya mein,
Jinke hatho mein mohabbat ki lakir nahi hoti!
pyaar he pyaar
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya,
Ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
Yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar,
Nahi koi VIM BAR,
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.
Ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
Yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar,
Nahi koi VIM BAR,
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.
shayri hindi
Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,
Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai…
Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai…
free hindi sms
Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
funny hindi sms
Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..
hindi jokes,
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5 Times"
funny sms message,
3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!
free text jokes
Jab Gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
Father-kya hua?
Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the?
Father-kya hua?
Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the?
funny jokes
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
funny sms joke
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega
decent jokes
Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........
jokes hindi
Mehmood2 - ayyo dyevi . tum kitna khoobsoorat msg chchodta ji.. Aum yakdam
pagal O jata ji, Aiyo Wanga, Ider Aana, ayyo BinduSSS
pagal O jata ji, Aiyo Wanga, Ider Aana, ayyo BinduSSS
funny text messages
Mehmood - Kya bula tu. Mereku kya bola tu. Seedhi tarah se message
rakhaneko bola ... Aur tum muh pe kuphal daal kai baithta kya
rakhaneko bola ... Aur tum muh pe kuphal daal kai baithta kya
funny message
KESTO - Ihhhiyaa ! saale message Chhod ! nahi to Batli de !! Ihhhiyaa!
Jaldi kar HICH ! Apun ko janeka hai Ihhhiyaa ! ! hick! aay . hick! ye
ansering hick! machine hick! msg ..
Jaldi kar HICH ! Apun ko janeka hai Ihhhiyaa ! ! hick! aay . hick! ye
ansering hick! machine hick! msg ..
funny hindi jokes
Prem chopra - hum woh hain jo shishe ko patthar se katate hain.... aaapke
msg ki iit ka jawab patthar se denge.... BTW: Mera Naam hai Pre'm, He he
Pre'm Chopra
msg ki iit ka jawab patthar se denge.... BTW: Mera Naam hai Pre'm, He he
Pre'm Chopra
funny text messages
Pran - PATHAN ki ansering m/c.... HUM tereku bola msg chod de warna hum
pathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega
pathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega
jokes hindi
Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun,
police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle
us admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle us
admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya
tha; jao pahle us aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh
diya tha; Uske BAAD, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere m/c
mein msg de dena
police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle
us admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle us
admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya
tha; jao pahle us aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh
diya tha; Uske BAAD, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere m/c
mein msg de dena
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
funny sms text
Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge,
Tum din ko agar raat kaho to raat kahenge,
Kyunki… Kyunki… Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti…
Tum din ko agar raat kaho to raat kahenge,
Kyunki… Kyunki… Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti…
free text jokes,
PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
funny sms joke
Gabbar - soovar ke bachcho . main ghar mein nahi hu. ab tera kya hoga re
kalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msg
chchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil ki
doori par jab koi baccha rota hai to maa kahati hai "beta so ja nahi to
gabbar singh ka voice mail Bolega...."
kalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msg
chchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil ki
doori par jab koi baccha rota hai to maa kahati hai "beta so ja nahi to
gabbar singh ka voice mail Bolega...."
funny sms
Basanti -yun ki hume jaada bukbuk karne ki aadat to hai nahi . agar mere
liye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana . agar veeru
ke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hai
nahi... agar mere liye msg hai...to 1 dabana......
liye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana . agar veeru
ke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hai
nahi... agar mere liye msg hai...to 1 dabana......
funny sms
Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ka doodh piya hai to
message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.
message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.
jokes,funny hindi sms
AJIT's voicemail - Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai,
jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuke honge,
robert helicopter chalu karo !!
jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuke honge,
robert helicopter chalu karo !!
funny sms joke
Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai,
Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai,
Upaar wanted niche dus lakh ka enaam hai.
Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai,
Upaar wanted niche dus lakh ka enaam hai.
friendship sms
Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota,
Marnay kay bad intizaar nahin hota,
Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna,
Har koi hamari tarhan,
Cool, sweet and smart nahin hota.
Marnay kay bad intizaar nahin hota,
Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna,
Har koi hamari tarhan,
Cool, sweet and smart nahin hota.
funny message,
Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…
sms jokes
GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe
free hindi sms,
When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot phone utha.
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot phone utha.
funny sms joke,
3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.
funny hindi sms
Last night i saw a dream,
I was walking with god and I told him that
I have a friend like u then he smiled & said:
Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.
I was walking with god and I told him that
I have a friend like u then he smiled & said:
Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.
funny sms message
Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,
Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.
Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.
sms jokes
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
funny text messages,
A - U r attractive
B - U r d best
C - U r cute
D - U r dear 2 me
E - U r excellent to me
F - U r funny
G - U r good looking
H - He he he
I - I’m
J - just
K - kidding
B - U r d best
C - U r cute
D - U r dear 2 me
E - U r excellent to me
F - U r funny
G - U r good looking
H - He he he
I - I’m
J - just
K - kidding
free hindi sms,
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.
Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.
Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!
jokes hindi
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
funny love sms
Promise me we are true friends:
I am lamp you are light
I am coke you are sprite
I am sawan you are badal
I am normal you are pagal
I am water you are tanki
I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!
I am lamp you are light
I am coke you are sprite
I am sawan you are badal
I am normal you are pagal
I am water you are tanki
I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!
funny sms
A study has proved that,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
Dont try 2 change ur finger.
Catch another fool!
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
Dont try 2 change ur finger.
Catch another fool!
funny sms
Chalo sms khelte hain…
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Pehle tum sms karo
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Phir tum sms karo
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Phir se tum sms karo
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Ek baar phir tum sms karo
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Bas ab kal khelain gey
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Pehle tum sms karo
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Phir tum sms karo
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Phir se tum sms karo
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Ek baar phir tum sms karo
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Bas ab kal khelain gey
free hindi sms
When I was sad
U were there,
When I was crying
U were there,
When I was unhappy
U were there,
Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho
U were there,
When I was crying
U were there,
When I was unhappy
U were there,
Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho