Monday, April 20, 2009

Munnabhain and circuit

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Sesh naag ki godh
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:

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Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.

Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

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Doorbell bajao aur bhago
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!
Submitted by: Rishabh Mathur

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Munnabhain and circuit


Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

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Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

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