my feelings 4 u have never changed.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

If I was an artist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

How did Santa Kill a Lion?

How did Santa Kill a Lion?
Santa thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Whoopie!!

Repeater Rekh do

Repeater Rekh do
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

ATM Jammed because of

ATM Jammed because of …

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

Rs 1000

Rs 1000
..

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

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Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

Sardar’s order

Sardar’s order


Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.

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Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.

Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married

wanted to marry

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

“That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”

“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.



“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”

“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.

“We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”

Desperate to get married

Desperate to get married

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.

Itne kum marks

Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.



Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

aise hi aaja

Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

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Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

India ka flag

Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.



Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.

DURGA

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

for 20 seconds

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

ice cream

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

telephonic call

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

shaadi nahi karsakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

CHAALU KHAATA

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
Uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA

Prashn-Patra

Teacher- “Bachcho, Jo Kuchh Puchhna Ho Puchh Lo. Ab Pariksha Najadik Aa Gayi Hai.”
Ravi- “Bas Aap Itnaa Bata Dijie Ki Prashn-Patra Kis Pres Me Chhap Rahe Hai?”