One Friend to another:
what did u do on mothers day?
2nd Frnd: Helped many girls
to become mothers..
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
On behalf of my dear friend
On behalf of my dear friend…
Subedar Santa and Subedar Banta were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.
The partition separated them as Subedar Santa passed away in a war. To keep his friend
’s memory alive, Subedar Banta always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!
When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: “This glass is Santa’s & this one is mine. So I take a sip from each, One on behalf of santa, the other for myself.”
Suddenly one evening Banta was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what happened.
He replied, “You see, I have given up drinking but Santa’s not. So I’ve put away my glass and am drink only on behalf of my friend.”
Subedar Santa and Subedar Banta were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.
The partition separated them as Subedar Santa passed away in a war. To keep his friend
’s memory alive, Subedar Banta always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!
When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: “This glass is Santa’s & this one is mine. So I take a sip from each, One on behalf of santa, the other for myself.”
Suddenly one evening Banta was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what happened.
He replied, “You see, I have given up drinking but Santa’s not. So I’ve put away my glass and am drink only on behalf of my friend.”
galat sangati ka asar
Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay.
drunk.jpg
Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin
drunk.jpg
Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Dying husband to wife
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Confession
Dying husband to wife: I have some thing to tell u dear!
Wife: “Don’t speak, just have some rest.”
poison.jpg
Husband: No, I must confess. I had relationship with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Shh!!… I know, I know! That’s why I poisoned u
Confession
Dying husband to wife: I have some thing to tell u dear!
Wife: “Don’t speak, just have some rest.”
poison.jpg
Husband: No, I must confess. I had relationship with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Shh!!… I know, I know! That’s why I poisoned u