Cut the tail

Cut the tail


Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.

“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”

The vet stepped back, “Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?”

“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi

Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi, Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi, Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi, Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi

Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya

Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya
teray pyaar nay muay kutta bana diya
yakeen nahi aata to sun .. bhow bhow bhow

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua