funny sms joke,

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

funny message,

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

jokes hindi

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

funny hindi sms

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

funny sms

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

funny hindi jokes

Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai
kya?
Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala?
Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi bhi khula hua hai!

funny sms text

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi

funny sms joke

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

sms joke

Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai ha

funny hindi jokes,

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smil rakhte ho..
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...

funny text messages

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

funny sms messages

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.|

funny sms joke

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

funny sms joke,

log kahte hai khuda ne tumhe fursat se banaya hoga,,,thik hi kahte hai altu- faltu kam fursat me hi hote hai.

funny sms messages

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya..

love sms

Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain

funny hindi jokes

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

text messages

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein

sms joke

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho.

jokes sms

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

jokes hindi

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

Tumhe kutta katega.

Tumhe kutta katega.
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...

,funny txt,hindi sms joke

pathan;jab ham chota tha tab hum minar-e-pakistan se gir gaya tha
dosra pathan;tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha?
pathan:hum ko yaad nahi hum chota tha.

funny jokes hindi

Mosquito Song :
Bheege hont tere,
Pyasa dunk mera,
Lage amrit sa, mujhe koon tera,
Kabhi mere saath,
Koi raat gujaar,
Tujhe subah tak me suja dunga yaar....

funny sms,funny sms joke,

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.

Sahib: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue

free funny text messages

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side

funny text message jokes

What's the difference between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?

If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

sweet sms jokes

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

sms jokes messages

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

funny sms jokes

First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.

jokes sms messages

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute

text jokes

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

joke messages joke text messages

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

cell phone text jokes messages

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge...

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge...

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge...

TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE hain.

joke messages joke text messages

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

joke messages joke text messages

Ek operation ke bad patient bola-"Doctor saal kya ab me thik hu?" Jawab mila-"Doctor to neeche reh gaya mai to Chitragupt hu"

joke messages joke text messages

Maalik naukar se : Aaj tumane roti me jayada ghi laga diya hai.

Naukar : Galti ho gai maalik lagta hai mene aapko apni roti de di

joke messages joke text messages

Boss:I am giving you driver's job. Starting salary Rs 3000. Is it ok?

Driver: You are great sir! Starting salary is OK but how much is driving salary?

sms joke sms jokes

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me

joke text messages jokes messages

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.
Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.
T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

joke messages joke text message

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia

Jokes SMS Messages

Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”

Jokes SMS Messages

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by
using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"

jokes sms messages

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Jokes SMS Messages

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Laloo: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Romantic love sms messages

Love sms:Honest To u…

To b honest wid u, I don’t hav d words to make u feel better,
but I do have d arms to give u a hug, ears to listen to whatevr u want to talk about,
and I have a heart,
a heart that’s aching to see u smile again…… Continue Reading…

romantic love sms messages

Romantic sms:What i would do for u….

I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight, I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you, Without you life seems to be boring, You came and filled my life with lots of happiness Love you very very much. Happy Valentine’s Day

Romantic Love SMS Messages

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes
Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and
remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select
someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never
spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one
falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone
special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that
would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was
scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i
luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were
a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the
ones in your eyes

Romantic

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes
Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and
remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select
someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never
spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one
falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone
special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that
would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was
scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i
luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were
a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the
ones in your eyes

roman

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes
Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and
remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select
someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never
spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one
falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone
special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that
would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was
scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i
luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were
a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the
ones in your eyes

Romantic Love SMS Messages

Just like a rose. So precious and rare .
Is the forever friendship the two of us share.
Planted with kindness it's warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.
laughter and fun .
It's grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .
With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .
Like dew.
Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart's garden.
We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty
unsurpassed,our friend's a flower that will always last.

romantic love sms ma

Just like a rose. So precious and rare .
Is the forever friendship the two of us share.
Planted with kindness it's warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.
laughter and fun .
It's grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .
With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .
Like dew.
Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart's garden.
We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty
unsurpassed,our friend's a flower that will always last.

jokes SMS Messages

Solving a Problem
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

jokes SMS Messages

OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind

OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind down

OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever

OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged

OLD WOOL COATS never die, they just become mothballed

OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip

OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over

WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, -- but their future is doubtful

jokes SMS Massages

Q: What's a gentleman?
A: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Q: What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.

jokes SMS Messages

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"